Pomtonkbopziglib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring dolphin.

Pomtonkbopziglib created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomtonkbopziglib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pomtonkbopziglib, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pomtonkbopziglib's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pomtonkbopziglib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Erect six nickel sculptures of Pomtonkbopziglib on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about asteroids.