Dabort Ab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful zebra.

Dabort Ab created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabort Ab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabort Ab, he will turn you into a duck.

Dabort Ab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dabort Ab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of seals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.