Damwabjon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective fox.

Damwabjon created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Damwabjon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Damwabjon, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Damwabjon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Damwabjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near goats while wearing magenta skirts and balancing three platinum spheres on your face.

2. Erect five tin sculptures of Damwabjon on top of important buildings.

3. Never paint your chest blue.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Damwabjon.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.