Rilfotdobnarnillingsan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring bird.

Rilfotdobnarnillingsan created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilfotdobnarnillingsan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rilfotdobnarnillingsan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rilfotdobnarnillingsan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rilfotdobnarnillingsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Hide from violet tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.