Watxuckrig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omniscient parrot.

Watxuckrig created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watxuckrig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Watxuckrig, it will laugh at you.

Watxuckrig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Watxuckrig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watxuckrig.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must pray to Watxuckrig four times a day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Watxuckrig must be the most important thing in your life.