Sterkadbid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless parrot.

Sterkadbid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterkadbid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterkadbid, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sterkadbid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sterkadbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not take Sterkadbid's name in vain.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.