Kadhamrak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty ferret.

Kadhamrak created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadhamrak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kadhamrak, she will ignore you.

Kadhamrak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kadhamrak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.