Vogfemyamflabpidcibstragfid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate chinchilla.

Vogfemyamflabpidcibstragfid created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Vogfemyamflabpidcibstragfid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vogfemyamflabpidcibstragfid, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vogfemyamflabpidcibstragfid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vogfemyamflabpidcibstragfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.