Negfemhakbog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical duck.

Negfemhakbog created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negfemhakbog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Negfemhakbog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Negfemhakbog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Negfemhakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. You must pray to Negfemhakbog nine times a day.

3. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Negfemhakbog on top of important buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.