Jamnarlflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome armadillo.

Jamnarlflig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamnarlflig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jamnarlflig, she will turn you into a goat.

Jamnarlflig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Jamnarlflig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Run away if six snakes approach from the north.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.