Gigkoncit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful mouse.

Gigkoncit created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigkoncit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gigkoncit, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gigkoncit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gigkoncit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan foxes for they are unholy.

2. Gigkoncit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never talk about dark matter near porpoises while wearing yellow dresses and balancing nine tin spheres on your head.

5. Do not make images of living things.