Cunlig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast eagle.

Cunlig created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunlig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cunlig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cunlig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cunlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.