Fetgigvid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, contented bat.

Fetgigvid created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fetgigvid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fetgigvid, she will not care.

Fetgigvid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fetgigvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Respect your elders.