Huggidquam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish bee.

Huggidquam created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huggidquam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Huggidquam, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Huggidquam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Huggidquam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Huggidquam.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Huggidquam loves nematodes, so they must be respected.