Tencemflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, narcissistic swan.

Tencemflis created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Tencemflis, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tencemflis, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tencemflis' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tencemflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide if six doves approach from the south.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Worship no other gods but Tencemflis.

5. Always pray immersed in water.