Gonbestbop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy duck.

Gonbestbop created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonbestbop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gonbestbop, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gonbestbop's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gonbestbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.