Bumnadgod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured horse.

Bumnadgod created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumnadgod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bumnadgod, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bumnadgod's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bumnadgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near dolphins while wearing green dresses and balancing six zinc spheres on your back.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Pray towards the south.