Pigdannar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering warg.

Pigdannar created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigdannar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigdannar, it will throw large rocks at you.

Pigdannar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pigdannar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide from blue squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.