Yarjinjip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish jackal.

Yarjinjip created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarjinjip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarjinjip, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yarjinjip's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yarjinjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear brown hats.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Fast once a month.