Cusshakhog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, confident raven.

Cusshakhog created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusshakhog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cusshakhog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cusshakhog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cusshakhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cusshakhog on top of all buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hop in the presence of capybaras.

5. You must pray to Cusshakhog eight times a day.