Cabdibhan Abfigneg Likminfidwegratdimvaglog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish gorilla.

Cabdibhan Abfigneg Likminfidwegratdimvaglog created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdibhan Abfigneg Likminfidwegratdimvaglog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cabdibhan Abfigneg Likminfidwegratdimvaglog, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cabdibhan Abfigneg Likminfidwegratdimvaglog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cabdibhan Abfigneg Likminfidwegratdimvaglog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Hide if eight geese approach from the east.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.