Cibwitlik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive centaur.

Cibwitlik created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibwitlik, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibwitlik, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cibwitlik's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cibwitlik's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cibwitlik eight times a day.

2. Never paint your head gray.

3. Do not keep five snakes in a large pit.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always obey Cibwitlik's priests.