Rulkomcedhubont is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless raven.

Rulkomcedhubont created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulkomcedhubont, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rulkomcedhubont, he will think nothing of it.

Rulkomcedhubont's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rulkomcedhubont's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear magenta boots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat bark.