Fomwipont Zagdussbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, passionate cat.

Fomwipont Zagdussbug created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomwipont Zagdussbug, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fomwipont Zagdussbug, it will turn you into a worm.

Fomwipont Zagdussbug's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fomwipont Zagdussbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomwipont Zagdussbug.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.