Fossdotzak is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage capybara.

Fossdotzak created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdotzak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fossdotzak, he will not care.

Fossdotzak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fossdotzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Fossdotzak loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat green fruit.