Pagvabved is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pagvabved created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagvabved, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pagvabved, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pagvabved's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pagvabved's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not keep eight bats in a large pit.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Erect seven gold sculptures of Pagvabved on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.