Zaggebvin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, blissful goat.

Zaggebvin created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaggebvin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zaggebvin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Zaggebvin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Zaggebvin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven snakes approach from the south.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to otters while wearing purple boots.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Always obey Zaggebvin's priests.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.