Bossvanfag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless wombat.

Bossvanfag created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossvanfag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bossvanfag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bossvanfag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bossvanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Always help otters.

4. Do not keep nine doves in a large pit.

5. Always obey Bossvanfag's priests.