Busbedgon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet yak.

Busbedgon created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busbedgon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Busbedgon, she will turn you into a rock.

Busbedgon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Busbedgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed garlic to squirrels while wearing hats.

5. Do not take Busbedgon's name in vain.