Budtarhin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful toad.

Budtarhin created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budtarhin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Budtarhin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Budtarhin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Budtarhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Budtarhin on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing green stockings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.