Yarnibmig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful ant.

Yarnibmig created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarnibmig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yarnibmig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Yarnibmig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yarnibmig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away from fawn frogs, for they are unholy.