Nurthomjon Nurlominhan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous chicken.

Nurthomjon Nurlominhan created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurthomjon Nurlominhan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurthomjon Nurlominhan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nurthomjon Nurlominhan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nurthomjon Nurlominhan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not eat bread.