Pasparkgun Kabtabhitontnut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody crow.

Pasparkgun Kabtabhitontnut created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasparkgun Kabtabhitontnut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pasparkgun Kabtabhitontnut, it will be very unhappy.

Pasparkgun Kabtabhitontnut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pasparkgun Kabtabhitontnut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not bounce in public.