Hanfatwik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring jellyfish.

Hanfatwik created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Hanfatwik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hanfatwik, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hanfatwik's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hanfatwik's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Do not skip in public.
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