Largvenyat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, uncaring grasshopper.

Largvenyat created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largvenyat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Largvenyat, it will turn you into a hamster.

Largvenyat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Largvenyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near moths while wearing mauve coats.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hurt snails.