Canfodlik is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sapient wolf.

Canfodlik created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Canfodlik, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Canfodlik, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Canfodlik's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Canfodlik's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Canfodlik.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never hurt swans.