Cadhatdap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, capable swan.

Cadhatdap created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadhatdap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cadhatdap, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cadhatdap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cadhatdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide if five mice approach from the south.

3. You must pray to Cadhatdap three times a day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Always pray immersed in water.