Bopfubart is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unselfish weasel.

Bopfubart created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Bopfubart, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bopfubart, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bopfubart's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bopfubart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not keep nine tapirs in a large pit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look at black holes.