Dobbessbogyattnarlgil is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, contented guinea pig.

Dobbessbogyattnarlgil created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbessbogyattnarlgil, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dobbessbogyattnarlgil, it will manifest in front of you.

Dobbessbogyattnarlgil's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dobbessbogyattnarlgil's Holy Commandments

1. Dobbessbogyattnarlgil must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must love Dobbessbogyattnarlgil.

5. Run away from black foxes, for they are unholy.