Milwiphot is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humorless centaur.

Milwiphot created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milwiphot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Milwiphot, she will torture you forever.

Milwiphot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Milwiphot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Milwiphot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about mites.