Fombudgess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful meerkat.

Fombudgess created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fombudgess, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fombudgess, it will not invite you to parties.

Fombudgess' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fombudgess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fombudgess on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Do not shave your hands.