Yiknarljad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak scorpion.

Yiknarljad created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiknarljad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yiknarljad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yiknarljad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yiknarljad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.