Dinflanben is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring lizard.

Dinflanben created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinflanben, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dinflanben, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dinflanben's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dinflanben's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Always look after injured shrews.