Hambeddadbusquatnegflow is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful bat.

Hambeddadbusquatnegflow created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hambeddadbusquatnegflow, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hambeddadbusquatnegflow, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hambeddadbusquatnegflow's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hambeddadbusquatnegflow's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Hide from black great tits for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near capybaras while wearing orange scarves.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.