Rantarmig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited capybara.

Rantarmig created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Rantarmig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rantarmig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rantarmig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rantarmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Learn four new languages a year.