Fadflybag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, resourceful eagle.

Fadflybag created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadflybag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fadflybag, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fadflybag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fadflybag's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Fadflybag on top of important buildings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.