Titfebcinhandubfem Nulnadkin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, calm manatee.

Titfebcinhandubfem Nulnadkin created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Titfebcinhandubfem Nulnadkin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Titfebcinhandubfem Nulnadkin, she will be very unhappy.

Titfebcinhandubfem Nulnadkin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Titfebcinhandubfem Nulnadkin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Titfebcinhandubfem Nulnadkin.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Never eat figs.