Gidgesstangedvidgempak Tinwod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate jellyfish.

Gidgesstangedvidgempak Tinwod created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Gidgesstangedvidgempak Tinwod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gidgesstangedvidgempak Tinwod, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gidgesstangedvidgempak Tinwod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gidgesstangedvidgempak Tinwod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the east.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sing near aardvarks.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Pray towards the west.