Satlegrow is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless goblin.

Satlegrow created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Satlegrow, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Satlegrow, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Satlegrow's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Satlegrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Run away if five mice approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never skip near doves.

5. Do not commit murder.