Arpjannar is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, smart troll.

Arpjannar created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpjannar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arpjannar, he will make you grow a tail.

Arpjannar's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Arpjannar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Arpjannar.